1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,010 [man whistling 12 Days of Christmas] 2 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,181 [deep sigh] 3 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,892 - I love Christmas. 4 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,019 [resumes whistling] 5 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,236 MAN: Hello? 6 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,404 - Dr. Avison? 7 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,659 - Yes? - Oh, thank God, it's you. 8 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,410 I was hoping you could find it in your heart 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,247 to take a new patient tonight? 10 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,374 - This is my private home. 11 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,292 How did you get this address? 12 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,253 - Do you not take walk-ins? 13 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,213 - No. It's Christmas Eve. 14 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,757 - I know. 15 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,717 It's a difficult night for so many, 16 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,052 especially the lonely. 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,929 I just need someone to talk to. 18 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,350 - I'm sorry, I can't. 19 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,768 - Is that because it's Christmas Eve, 20 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,438 or because you have another patient? 21 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,399 Because I can assure you, whatever is going on with 22 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,694 this other guy, I've got it way worse. 23 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,446 - Look, I-I'm trying to be patient with you... 24 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,532 - No, I'm trying to be a patient with you, get it? 25 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,577 - Okay, good night. - Santa! Wait. 26 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,120 Oh, my God, it's you. 27 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,538 I missed you so much. 28 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,498 Nobody believes like they used to. 29 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,791 [phone unlocks] 30 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,209 Oh, oh, good. 31 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,752 You're calling Nick to cancel, huh? 32 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,795 It's fine, he's a new patient. 33 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,130 - No, you're an intruder. 34 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,090 I'm calling the police. 35 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,096 How did you know all that? 36 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,142 - Okay, okay, okay, you got me. 37 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,643 I'm sorry, I-- 1 lied, 38 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:44,771 but there's a very good explanation, okay? 39 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,982 It's just the holidays. 40 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,318 They're so... 41 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,987 Wait, what is that? 42 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,822 - What? 43 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,657 - Something on your face. 44 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:56,908 - What? Where? 45 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,952 - No, it's on the other side. It's right here. 46 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,454 [grunting] [snapping] 47 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,709 Oh, that's a nice holiday sweater. 48 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,671 I like those glasses, too. 49 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,092 [door knocking] 50 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,638 Hello? 51 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,640 MAN: Dr. Avison? 52 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,186 - Yes? 53 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,188 - It's me, Nick Green. 54 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,106 We spoke on the phone earlier 55 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,525 about an emergency new patient appointment. 56 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:33,654 - Yes, yes. Of course, of course. 57 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,155 I'm so glad you're here. 58 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,323 I just need a moment. 59 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,158 I'm wrapping up one last present. 60 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,662 - Okay. Thank you so much for seeing me tonight. 61 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,538 You're a lifesaver. 62 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:49,169 [eerie theme music] 63 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,865 - To top it all off, I'm totally fucking broke. 64 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,826 I have nothing. 65 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,703 I have no friends. 66 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,249 I'm just so sad. 67 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,711 - Yeah. 68 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,004 - So sad all the time. 69 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,299 - Well, Nick... 70 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,637 I'm really proud of you. 71 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,888 - [sighs] Thanks. 72 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:45,058 - I can't believe you're still alive. 73 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,560 - What? 74 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,730 - I mean, were you not listening to yourself? 75 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,483 Dead mom, divorce, money issues, 76 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,193 about to spend your first Christmas Eve alone? 77 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:58,321 I've had patients kill themselves for much less. 78 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,073 I mean, I gotta be honest, 79 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,367 I don't know what to do with you, Nick. 80 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:06,955 I mean, I guess there's... 81 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,749 There's one thing we could try. 82 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,752 It's a little dangerous, though. 83 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,881 - What? 84 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,134 - Okay, Nick, scoot over. 85 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,262 Okay? It's okay. It's okay. 86 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,097 It's okay. All right. 87 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,894 Nick, are you a believer? 88 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,856 - In what? 89 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,153 - You have not once mentioned the big guy 90 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,739 in this entire conversation. 91 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,991 - You mean like God? 92 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,327 - No, the big guy. 93 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,828 Up north. 94 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,830 Way up north. 95 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,838 [whistling Joy to the World] 96 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,180 I can't believe I'm going to do this, 97 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:09,267 but I'm working on an experimental new therapy. 98 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,894 Very dangerous. 99 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,188 It's called Come to Santa. 100 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:16,525 - Um, I don't-- - It's just like Gremlins, okay? 101 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,984 Look, you're about my age, remember? 102 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,820 We saw Gremlins as young boys, right? 103 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,279 And remember when Phoebe Cates, 104 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,031 she gives that beautiful monologue, 105 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,616 her dad comes down the chimney 106 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,828 dressed as Santa Claus, and he dies. 107 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,163 And it messed us up. 108 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,166 Because we stopped believing in Santa way too young, 109 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,002 and we associate that trauma with him, 110 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,504 and with our dads. 111 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,506 That horrific trauma. 112 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,675 I'm telling you, you give me one night 113 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,635 and I can fix you, Nick. 114 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,679 - Oh... - But I do need to film it. 115 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,639 - Um... - I'm will waive your fee. 116 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:51,601 I'm going to pay you $1,000 for your time. 117 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,062 - Look, man, this... 118 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,355 I'm pretty skeptical about all this. 119 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,148 - Oh, oh, you're skeptical? 120 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,525 Oh, Santa. Santa. 121 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,860 He's skeptical. He's skeptical. 122 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,236 You wanna know why you're skeptical? 123 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,487 Because you don't believe anymore. 124 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,364 You don't believe in anything. 125 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,366 That's why we have to go all the way back, 126 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,076 all the way back to Santa. 127 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,745 Because if you can believe in him, Nick, 128 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,998 you can believe in anything. 129 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,961 Even that you can be happy again. 130 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,716 - Um... - Come on, what're you gonna do? 131 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,259 You're gonna go home, you're gonna slit 132 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,386 both of your wrists and bleed out in the bathtub? 133 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,888 That's lose-lose for both of us. 134 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,015 Let's do it. 135 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,900 - How you doing in there, buddy? 136 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,919 Oh! 137 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,547 Sweetheart, look at you. 138 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,635 How do you feel? 139 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,640 - Honestly, uh, 140 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,351 I always wanted Christmas jammies. 141 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,311 - Yeah, me too. 142 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,190 - My mom, she-- my mom worked all the time. 143 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,650 She didn't have any money. 144 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,943 We didn't have any money. 145 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,778 There was hardly any presents. 146 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,281 - Yeah, that's what happens when dads leave their sons when 147 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,659 they're seven years old and they never come back. 148 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,831 - I-I never told you when my dad left. 149 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,625 How do you know that? 150 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:52,180 - You know, Nick, 151 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,890 This is not your fault. 152 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,311 - What? - It's not your fault. 153 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,397 - Yeah, I know... - It's not your fault, Nick. 154 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,898 - I know... - It's not your fault. 155 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,150 - I never I thought it was. 156 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,653 A lot of other people had it way worse. 157 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,613 - No! - Jesus. 158 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,240 - Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you, 159 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,409 but that is a hard no, Nick. 160 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,702 - Okay. 161 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,246 - Trauma is relative, and this is your trauma. 162 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,956 Your daddy left you, baby. 163 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,166 He left you with nothing to believe in, 164 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,752 not even Santa, okay? 165 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,926 Okay? 166 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,055 - Okay. 167 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,683 I know. Okay. 168 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:40,020 - Well, congratulations, Nicholas. 169 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,897 You just passed step one. 170 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,035 Merry Christmas. 171 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,496 - Is this absolutely necessary? 172 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,331 - Yes, it's absolutely necessary. 173 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,042 Come on in and close the door. 174 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,252 And... [door closes] 175 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,504 Come sit on Santa's lap. 176 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,339 What happens in Santa's workshop, 177 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,716 stays in Santa's workshop. 178 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,051 Come on. 179 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,094 - Come on, come on. - Okay. 180 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,596 - There we go. All right, now, 181 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,891 tell Santa what you want for Christmas. 182 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,977 - Um, I... 183 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,980 I want to be happy. 184 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,107 - Nah, that doesn't work. That's not a thing. 185 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,650 Okay? I need something specific. 186 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,652 What do you want? 187 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,905 You mean a toy car or something? 188 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,115 - No, Nick, I don't mean a toy car 189 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,867 because you're a grown man. 190 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,702 I can feel your fully descended testicles 191 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,329 on my leg right now. 192 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,705 Something specific. 193 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,874 What is at the root of your trauma? 194 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,209 - 1-1 don't know. 195 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,044 I don't know what's at the root of my trauma. 196 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,421 - Yes, you do, we've been talking about this all night. 197 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,424 Come on. It's your... 198 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,717 Your... 199 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,219 D.. da... 200 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,470 - My dad? 201 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,055 - Yes, Captain Obvious! 202 00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:00,183 You want your dad to come back on Christmas morning, 203 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,976 and Santa can help 204 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,312 bring him to you, but you have to ask. 205 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,731 - Listen, I appreciate what you're trying to do here, 206 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,900 but I honestly-- I don't think this is for me-- 207 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,318 - Oh, for the love of Frosty. 208 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,237 All right, get the camera. Come on. 209 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,280 I wasn't planning on doing this until much later in the process 210 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,825 but you forced my hand, you doubting Thomas. 211 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,326 You want proof Santa's real? 212 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,078 Come on. Come on. 213 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,663 You ready? 214 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,623 - Yeah. 215 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,259 - There it is. 216 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,095 Took this picture when I was ten years old. 217 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,764 In a room not unlike this one, 218 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,225 except it was much darker. 219 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:45,562 Had my Polaroid camera hidden under my pillow. 220 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,647 I heard the footsteps coming down the hall, 221 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,274 the creak of the door. 222 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,860 Saw the white beard peeking in. 223 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,361 He said, "Shhh, 224 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,363 don't tell anyone." 225 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,948 And then I snapped the picture! 226 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,036 I know, I know. It's a shock 227 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,997 when you see him in the flesh for the first time. 228 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,040 I mean, I myself, I can barely remember 229 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,711 anything from that night. 230 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,380 - How do you know that wasn't just some guy 231 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:16,050 in a Santa suit that came into your room? 232 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,178 - What are you talking about? 233 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,263 - I mean, that could've been anyone. 234 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:26,144 - [scoffs] I don't think so. 235 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,645 No. 236 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,647 He brought presents, 237 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,192 and there was the celery and the carrots. 238 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,068 Oh, and he left a note. 239 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,779 - Yeah, the parents do all that. 240 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,874 - No. 241 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,835 No, don't you project your daddy trauma onto me? 242 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,296 What're you, what are you trying to say here? 243 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,381 That it wasn't Santa that came into my room, 244 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,051 but just some random guy? 245 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,094 And the reason I can't remember it is because what? 246 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,222 Because he raped me? 247 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,766 - Oh... - That's, that's insane. 248 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:08,019 Where'd you get a crazy idea like that from? 249 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,356 - Um. Look, man... 250 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,400 This has been super helpful, but here, I... 251 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,818 - No, no, no, no, no, no-- 252 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,820 - I just-- - Don't turn this around on me. 253 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,197 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 254 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,865 - I think you got some things you gotta process. 255 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,618 - This is your trauma, not mine. 256 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,370 We're working on you tonight. 257 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,871 I am fine. 258 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,873 I am fi-- 1 am fine! 259 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,169 [descending footsteps] 260 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,009 - Okay. 261 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,191 Dr. A? 262 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,028 - I Deck the Halls with boughs of holly ♪ 263 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,947 ♪ Egg-a-egg-a-nog, a-nog-nog-nog ♪ 264 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,408 You're just in time for caroling and egg-a-nog. 265 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,993 Here, here... - No, I-- look. 266 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,953 Um. Thank you. But, um, 267 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,246 1, 1, 1 gotta go. 268 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,622 - No, no, no. Why do you need to go? 269 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,082 We're almost done with the program. 270 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,167 Come on, have some nog. - No, no, maybe, um, 271 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,670 you mentioned earlier, a thousand dollars. 272 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:19,382 I was thinking maybe I could just take half. 273 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,633 Maybe... 274 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,303 Could, could we do that? 275 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,096 - You want half of the money 276 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,890 because you've finished half of the program? 277 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,560 - Yeah. 278 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,437 - You feel good about that? 279 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,564 - I--1 feel pretty good about it. 280 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,985 - So if you went to the blood bank, 281 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,655 and you gave them half a bag of blood, you'd ask 282 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,032 for half the... that's not how it works. 283 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,366 You gotta give the full bag of blood, Nick. 284 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,659 Come on, I think you're just nervous. 285 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,661 Have some nog. Let's finish this thing. 286 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,787 - 1 don't like nog... 287 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,205 - Well, that's part of the problem. 288 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,290 You need to get in the Christmas spirit. 289 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,541 - But I'm lactose-intolerant. 290 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,043 - Well, this is soy nog, so it's okay. 291 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,128 - I just don't like to-- - Drink the nog, Nick! 292 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,504 Yes! 293 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,631 Okay. Down the hatch. 294 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,717 - [Nick sighs] - Come on. 295 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,677 - And then like... 296 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,347 - Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. 297 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,474 Yes! 298 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,351 Now all we have left 299 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,102 is the grand finale, Nick. 300 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,645 - Grand finale? - Yes. 301 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,522 Tomorrow morning when Santa comes down that chimney 302 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,524 right there and we get final proof that he's real. 303 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,026 When you finally come to Santa... 304 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,903 - Tomorrow? No, man. I gotta get home. 305 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,654 - What are you going to do at home, Nick? 306 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,907 What are you, gonna watch Looney Toons cartoons ona TV 307 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,950 in your sad trailer where you put a gun in your mouth 308 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,494 looking at pictures of your dead ex-wife? 309 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,371 - 1 don't know what that is. Is that Gremlins? 310 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,039 - No, that is Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon. 311 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,832 Gremlins is when the guy falls down and breaks his neck. 312 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,084 - Come on, just stay-- - Look, man... 313 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,668 I don't want any more nog, man. 314 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,212 Look, I'm trying to be nice, okay? 315 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,714 But you clearly have issues with your dad, okay? 316 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,757 And I, I don't... 317 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,134 - Stop saying my dad raped me. 318 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,678 That's not cool, especially on Christmas Eve. 319 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,389 - Come on... - I'm sorry, where's-- 320 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,766 Where's my bag? 321 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,351 My bag? 322 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,229 - Your bag? - Yeah. 323 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,397 - I don't know. 324 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,940 Where'd you leave it? 325 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,025 - I left it... 326 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,819 I left it down... 327 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,112 - Oh. 328 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,280 Wait, are you okay, Nick? 329 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,242 - I'm fine... 330 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,786 - Wait a minute. 331 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,704 Did you have too much egg nog? 332 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,583 - Wha... 333 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,378 - Oh, no. 334 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,255 [snoring] 335 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,215 Twas the night before Christmas 336 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,717 and all through the house, 337 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,096 not a creature was stirring. 338 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,764 [breathing calms] 339 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,269 Good night, sweetheart. 340 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,401 [whispering] Nick. 341 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,320 Nick! 342 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,822 - [moaning] - Nick. 343 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,490 Wake up. Wake up. 344 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,950 It's Christmas. 345 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,493 It's Christmas! 346 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,288 And Nick, he came. [Joy to the World playing] 347 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,456 Oh, he came, 348 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,790 and brought prezzies! 349 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,876 And the carrots and celery. 350 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,836 He ate it all. Nick, Nick. 351 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,629 I filmed it. I got proof. 352 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,465 Come and see. Come and see. 353 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,091 And the best part is, 354 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,177 I don't think anybody got raped. 355 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,137 Okay, sit. Sit, sit. 356 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,972 Come on. Sit. 357 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,932 Here. Look. 358 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,309 Look. 359 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,812 Oop! 360 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,151 Sneaky little bugger. 361 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,701 [on tape] Okay. 362 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,203 Here we go. 363 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:39,499 Ooh, you're heavier. 364 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,501 [grunting] 365 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,089 You're little, but you're heavy. 366 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,301 - Is this-- is that's Santa? 367 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,305 - No, that's... that's-- that's somebody else. 368 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,057 - Oh... - Shh, shh, shh. 369 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,184 Wait, here's my favorite part. Look, look, look, look. 370 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,189 Oh, what's that? 371 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,025 Oh, it's your prezzie! 372 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,902 Nick, it's your present! 373 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,029 Come on, don't you wanna open your prezzie? 374 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031 Come on. 375 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,991 - Where am I? 376 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,451 - Okay, all right. 377 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,744 Come on. 378 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,371 You need a little help. 379 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,414 A little help here. Here we go. 380 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,124 Ooh, it's a big one. 381 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,253 Oh, sounds like a good one, Nick. 382 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,879 It sounds like a good one. Come on! 383 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,339 Open it. Come on. 384 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,924 - Where's my bag? 385 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,050 - Y-- your bag? 386 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,636 Nick, who cares about your bag? 387 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,055 It's Christmas, and Santa came. 388 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,890 Come on! Okay. 389 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,059 Here we go, here we go. 390 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,727 Ooh! 391 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,312 Where is it? 392 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,273 It's really deep in there. 393 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,067 Okay. Okay. 394 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,735 Nick. Nick! 395 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,154 It's in there. It's in there. 396 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,281 - My bag? 397 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,116 - Yes, it's your bag. 398 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,993 Go get it. 399 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,883 - D... Dad? - Yes! Yes! 400 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,802 39 years ago, he left you. 401 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,139 And this whole time, he's been living two towns away. 402 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,099 And Santa brought him to you 403 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,976 on Christmas morning. 404 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,062 Nick, how do you feel? 405 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,316 - [head splatters] - Oh, jeez! 406 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,944 Wait. No, no, no, no, Nick, no! 407 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,779 No, don't leave, don't leave! 408 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,906 Nick! Wait! 409 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,827 You haven't forgiven him yet! 410 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,046 [singsongy] Nick? 411 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,178 Nick? 412 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,832 Nick? 413 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,085 It's okay. 414 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,171 You didn't need to run away. 415 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,215 I'm not going to hurt you. 416 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,816 Oh, somebody taking a tubby? 417 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,363 Where are you? 418 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,826 Seriously. 419 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,579 Oh. 420 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,081 Okay. 421 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,589 Shh. 422 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,634 Don't tell anyone. 423 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,308 [floor creaks] 424 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,605 Ooh, come on, Nick. 425 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,450 [hangers clatter] [screaming] 426 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,285 [loud thudding] 427 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,833 Nick? 428 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,011 What happened? 429 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,814 [laughing] Oh, sweetheart. 430 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,524 You fell! 431 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,614 Huh. 432 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,616 Just like Gremlins. 433 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,160 [eerie theme music]